Full Text of Chinese president's signed article in Swiss newspaper

Clearwater, FL – Eric Antunes, 29, was arrested on May 1st after police received an anonymous tip that he had been hoarding child porn on his computer. However, when police arrived to investigate, they took a look at his cell phone and reportedly stumbled upon pictures of his girlfriend’s three-legged pitbull-mix giving his junk a thorough tongue-bath.“She was heard to be continually screaming in pain and for help as her clothing and body continued to burn,” Champion said. […]

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Twice as many Chinese travel during New Year holiday: report

In the meantime, I am sending him a FleshLight, fully aware that standard masturbatory techniques may be impossible for this young man’s foreseeable future.As usual, keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, the new Demons Den forums, and the Pulpit of Doom Podcast. If you’d like to show your appreciation for our continued attempts at ruining your day, feel free to give us a little donation.

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Lakes in China's Hol Xil reserve swell over past decade

Crescent, Oklahoma — The kid to the left is Jacob Jones. He’s a 12-year-old suffering from a few characteristics that make him classic bully-bait. He’s fat, he’s autistic and instead of hipster shirts, his mom dresses him up like a Nintendo billboard. Back in August, Jacob was assaulted by two boys at Crescent Middle School during recess while a third boy filmed it. The video was posted to Youtube where Jacob’s mother eventually found it and notified police. The video shows Jacob walking towards the three boys when one of them makes a half-assed attempt to kick him. A second boy is then shown kicking Jacob in the gut, knocking him to the ground. These boys, one 12-year-old and two 13-year-olds, have now been charged with felony assault and are facing up to five years in juvenile prison. They have also been suspended from school. Some feel the charges, and possible punishment, are justified but other’s feel that this incident has been blown out of proportion, the boys being made an example of in this anti-bullying climate. Check out the video at this link (it’s longer than the video contained after the break) and decide for yourself. HOUSTON, TX – Police have arrested 49-year-old David Conley after he admitted to breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home and killing her along with her new husband and six of her children.

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"Amazing Yangtze" promotional videos played at Times Square in New York

So once again, Wylie was arrested and charged with felony child abuse and first-degree assault. Judge Timothy Phillips set Wylies bond at 0,000. If he’s able to post bail, he is not allowed to be around children under the age of 16.Banyacksi would not comment on the charges against him, but did go on camera to say that his son is being incessantly bullied at Helm Way West and that he feels helpless. […]

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Chinese president arrives in Switzerland for state visit, Davos forum

Concord, California – So here I was reading about this guy, Tom Huey, who was arrested for stalking his girlfriend using his airplane. You may have heard of it by now, but if not – Mr. Huey had taken to flying his plane over the house and neighborhood of his ex-girlfriend. He was even dropping flyers on to the neighborhood that called his ex some nasty names. The only images of these flyers I could find had all the good words blacked out, but the last line looks like it states she “fuels nippers“. I know, it makes no sense to me either. Anyways…the woman put out a restraining order against this guy but wouldn’t you know it – he did it again. But this time, his ass got arrested at the airport when he landed and has been charged with felony stalking.So like I said, I was looking up some info on this story and was led to a blog called Claycord.com. The person who has been running that blog has been covering this Mr. Huey for a year! So, unlike all the other news agencies out there who have been stealing all his info like it was theirs, go check them out for all the info on Tom Huey you will ever need. Oh, video and pics after the jump.“This is a very traumatic incident for any child to go through, we’re hoping she’s able to get counseling and proper care,” Banning Police Chief Leonard Purvis said.

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Major developers dominate China's property market

Sacremento, CA — I was wondering when we would get another one of these stories. Police have arrested a 29-year-old woman, accusing her of killing her 6-week-old infant by cooking her in a microwave.But I will say that I have some experience with healthcare environments. What Saldanha did is an embarrassing gaffe on a professional level, even if the hospital had stated no disciplinary actions had been taken against Saldanha. Not only would Saldanha have to endure her colleagues knowing that two Australian DJs tricked her into helping give out personal info on a celebrity patient, the Duchess of Cambridge no less, Saldanha would also have to endure that blunder being reported on all over the world. […]

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Judges dash hope of jailed UK marine returning home for Christmas

Holler was pronounced dead at the scene and Fromholz allegedly told the arresting officer’s he shot Holler and asked them to kill him. They didn’t oblige and arrested him instead. Fromholz is being held without bail on one count of criminal homicide.When this establishment is found abandoned, as well as the bar and the grocery store, the couple begins thinking something sinister is at work. This suspicion is confirmed when they witness an extremely heinous and violent act perpetrated by one of the towns children. Tom and Evelyn realize it would be in their best interest to get off this island and get far away from these children – children who have some very interesting games they would like to play with them.

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